i’ve decided to pursue my life dream of becoming a toothbrush
mom is copying my idea and getting a koala with a homosexual partner
dave and i are disappoint, mom.
David Blaise: WE'RE JUST TWO GAY MALES
David Blaise: WHO ENJOY MOTORBOATING
David Blaise: WE ENJOY MOTORBOATING EACH OTHER'S A CUPS.
David Pavluk: EXCUSE YOU
David Pavluk: I'M A TRIPLE F.
David Blaise: I'M A QUADRUPLE G.
David Pavluk: I'M A QUINTUPLE Z.
David Blaise: you must have nipples the size of pizzas.
David Blaise: can i boobsmack someone
David Pavluk: only if i can too
David Blaise: boobsmack me
David Pavluk: -boobsmacks-
David Blaise: -boobsmacks back-
Dan Young: cass why are we not having sex
Cassadee Pope: let's go have sex bby
blaisebbyblaise: can i come
jtotherizzle69: can i watch
jtotherizzle69: I mean
jtotherizzle69: hi
Dan Young: aren't you having sex already jizzle
jtotherizzle69: ....yes.
Dan Young: good for you
blaisebbyblaise: AM I THE ONLY ONE NOT GETTING THE PEEN.
Dan Young: I'm not getting peen either
blaisebbyblaise: shut up.
Dan Young: lol
Cassadee Pope: hahahahah
blaisebbyblaise: DAVID WOULD LIKE INSERTION.
Cassadee Pope: I can't help with that
Cassadee Pope: sorry
blaisebbyblaise: well you have a peen.
blaisebbyblaise: ...
blaisebbyblaise: POON.
blaisebbyblaise: I MEAN POON.
Dan Young: OH GOD
Dan Young: MY WIFE HAS A PEEN?
Cassadee Pope: DAVID WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
jtotherizzle69: this is awkward.
Dan Young: where have I been inserting it this whole time then...
blaisebbyblaise: THE BACK DOOR!
jtotherizzle69: buttsecks
blaisebbyblaise: that's what gavin told me to call it!
Dan Young: when did gavin tell you to call it like that?
blaisebbyblaise: when that's where he put it!
Dan Young: you dated fag frank hitler
blaisebbyblaise: yeah
blaisebbyblaise: but hitler has a poon
laceymosleaf: omg
Cassadee Pope: Shut up
jtotherizzle69: hitler dated fag frank I am crying
blaisebbyblaise: the worst part:
blaisebbyblaise: fag grank would've topped
blaisebbyblaise: GRANK
blaisebbyblaise: FUCK
jtotherizzle69: grank
laceymosleaf: oh my GOD
Cassadee Pope: HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA
laceymosleaf: tears
blaisebbyblaise: I CAN'T
Dan Young: GRANK
Cassadee Pope: Grank
blaisebbyblaise: DAVID "FAG GRANK" BLAISE
Cassadee Pope: GRANK DAT SOULJA BOY DEM SUPERMAN DAT HO
